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A devoted student of why nations and empires succeed or fail. In general, I believe in the following:
Sparta - not Athens;
Strength over Weakness;
National Competition and Supremacy in a dangerous world;
Time when we shop till we drop, attend Christmas functions and entertain visitors, and then collapse in a heap until New Years!
In that vein then, with the closing of the old year and the ringing in of the New, I'm offering some "Predictions" for the nation and the economy for 2010.
I do want to emphasize, though, that these are strictly my own observations, with no guarantee that they will actually happen!
In no particular order, then, here are my fearless predictions and prognostications for 2010:
1) The Stock Market continues its steady upward climb all through 2010, with the Dow reaching 11,500 by 3Q 2010. The S&P 500 will remain in a range between 1100-1200, while the NASDAQ rises above 2500, and the Russell 2000 index approaches 800-850. As funds flow out of fixed income into equities, gold will continue to drop to the 940-960 range, as gold investors take profits and redeploy funds into stocks;
2) Despite the rise in the stock market, fundamentals of the real economy remain weak, with unemployment approaching 11% by 3Q of 2010. Capacity Utilization remains below 70%, as increasing orders for durables and inventory rebuilding leads to increased manufactured goods imports from China. A second wave of mortgage foreclosures hits, this time concentrated in the "Prime" and "Alt-A" credit segments. Boosting the trend are an increasing number of homeowners with good credit but "underwater" mortgages who decide to "strategically default", further depressing prices;
3) Commercial Real Estate loans begin to default in large numbers, as borrowers who have remained current on their loans can no longer re-finance due to depressed property valuations. As many of these loans are held by local and regional banks, the number of bank failures in 2010 will more than double to over 300;
4) The CityCenter resort and casino development in Las Vegas, a monument to gaudy excess and optimism, fails to attract additional visitors to Las Vegas, instead cannibalizing established properties up and down the Strip. Even unheard-of deals at prime strip properties fail to boost the visitor count. After splitting off its profitable Macau properties, MGM Mirage files Chapter 11 in 3Q 2010, unable to keep up its debt service;
4) Despite the travails of the real economy in the U.S., the dollar continues to strengthen as financial problems in the Eurozone come to a head. Greece, unable to resolve its fiscal problems as sovereign debt approaches 100% of GDP, is saved from default by a combined ECB-IMF intervention, with Spain and Ireland following suit shortly thereafter. All this leads to a flight back to the dollar, despite record-low interest rates and continued Fed money-supply expansion;
5) Due to a strengthening dollar and a linked yuan, China's exports to the U.S. resume growth once again as a recovering US economy means more orders for China's manufacturers. A strengthening dollar also boosts off-shoring of remaining US-based manufacturing, and U.S. manufacturing employment falls below 10% of total employment for the first time ever;
6) The Democrats face huge problems in the November 2010 elections, as rising unemployment and increasing social distress puts voters in an angry mood. The Democratic majority in the Senate falls to 53-47, as key incumbents retire and Majority Leader Harry Reid is defeated for re-election. Republicans, however, fail to take over the House of Representatives as intramural squabbling permits many previously endangered Democrats to squeak through. Republicans are helped, though, by a dozen or so Conservative Democratic Representatives (mostly in the South), who defect to the GOP. In all, Republicans pick up thirty seats, increasing Obama's woes and making compromise more unlikely;
7) A major TBTF U.S. bank actually fails, due to losses in Commercial and Residential Real Estate and huge losses in its credit card portfolio. However, because the machinery for resolution is now in place, the bank is quickly nationalized, broken up and sold, with minimal impact on the general economy. In conjunction with the Fed and Treasury, Goldman Sachs orchestrates the entire transaction, thus cementing its position as the U.S.'s most powerful financial institution;
8) Elin Nordegren divorces Tiger Woods, getting a significant portion of his assets and $2m plus per year in child support, although significantly less than originally predicted in the celebrity press. Tiger, seeing his financial position deteriorate, returns to golf with a vengeance, entering 25 tournaments, winning 13 (including two majors), and establishing an all-time record for money winnings in a PGA season. Golf's TV ratings explode, and endorsements come flooding back, making Tiger once again the world's highest-paid athlete;
9) Sarah Palin, with a huge windfall from "Going Rogue" and lucrative speaking engagements booked all year, decides not to run for President in 2012. However, her continued popularity leads The Fox Network to sign her to her own daily talk show. Her show becomes a huge hit, becoming the new "Oprah" for an increasingly disaffected Middle Class;
10) The continuing drift in the economy leads to several new "Third-Party" political movements, uniting disaffected populists with independents and libertarians. Despite differing ideologies and beliefs, many of these movements come together to challenge ballot-access laws in many states, which give a virtual monopoly to the two major parties. Early efforts focus around building a "unity" 3rd-party ticket of Ron Paul and Alan Grayson for 2012;
Mercifully, the Copenhagen Climate Follies have finally concluded.
After two years of painstaking negotiations, the Copenhagen Summit - billed as the last, best chance for the world's governments to finally get a Grip On Global Warming - ended in farce, with plenty of grandstanding and finger-pointing to go around.
Just by getting a look at the scene you could tell what was coming.
Those world leaders who didn't arrive by Government VIP aircraft did so on the private jets of some of the world's most powerful corporations, from there to be shuttled to and fro by limousine, carefully kept away from the press and the public.
But, "the public" was also in Copenhagen in force - protesting the almost complete lack of progress by the world's governments since the Kyoto Accords of 1998.
But, as we've learned from The Global Financial Crisis, the globe's elites are not going to get involved - unless there's money to be made.
And, judging from the schemes floated at the summit, there are plenty of ways for the Global Elite to continue to plunder the rest of us.
Schemes like "Cap and Trade" and "Carbon Futures". No doubt the Squid and the other investment banks will be all over that. And "Carbon Taxes?' Just what the doctor ordered for the recession-stricken populations of Europe and the U.S. And of course, there are always plenty of "subsidies" to be talked about - on the order of $100 Billion per year by 2020 to poorer countries, to help them cope with environmental degradation and the development of alternate energy sources.
And how did this epic conference end? No Treaty, no Binding Accord, but rather a three-page statement of "glittering generalities", by which we will kick the can down the road for another few years, and hope things don't get too bad in the meantime.
Well, what about it? Just this - Global Warming is a Fact, and in my opinion whether it is Entirely Anthropogenic or not is immaterial.
Because the truth is, we live in a relatively narrow optimal climate and temperature envelope. If we were to hold Mean Global Temperature Increase to 2 degrees Celsius over the next twenty years, we might have a chance on stabilizing things, and even reversing the long-term trend.
But, we've got to be careful here - any secular long-term cooling trend of 2 degrees C. or more, and we're headed toward a Little Ice Age in as few as two hundred years.
The bottom line is this - human existence depends upon maintaining long-term mean global temperatures of between 28 and30 C. Any higher or lower than that, and you've got problems.
And how did the Climate Follies address the issue? By alternately ignoring it and protesting it. The "Emerging Markets" nations, seeing their low-wage, low-regulation advantage over the advanced countries about to be regulated away, stonewalled.
China, which accounts for an astounding 44% of coal-derived greenhouse gas emissions, said it will continue to build coal-fired power plants, as it "studies" the issue. India also deferred action. Brazil, which has contributed hugely to the problem though decades of deforestation, will tackle the problem - if it gets subsidies from the rich nations to do so.
So what are we in the U.S. to do? I would say that until the U.N. Climate Conference can get better organized, maybe we should just do what we are already doing - moving gradually away from petroleum-based motor fuels, getting away from coal for power generation, and moving toward natural gas, renewables and (yes) nuclear power for the long term.
Even de-industrialization and offshoring have helped - by dismantling our industrial base and shipping it to China India, Korea and Mexico, we've made our industrial pollution problem someone else's.
Remember, it's better to be unemployed, poverty-stricken and environmentally pure than otherwise.
Who says mass unemployment can't benefit somebody?
Look for our "elites" to be telling us that around election time, when we ask about re-industrialization and "onshoring" jobs back to the United States.
"Can't be Done" - they'll say. "Global Warming" and all that.
Really? Well, I suppose we'll just have to make things a little warmer for you.
What's the "Carbon Footprint" of Pitchforks and Torches?
It seems to have taken nearly forever, but at last the Senate seems ready to move on Health Care Reform.
After thirteen straight hours of negotiation with holdout Democratic Senator Ben Nelson of Nebraska, it appears the Senate's version of Health Care Reform is ready for a final vote.
After reconciliation with the House version, the plan is to present this to President Obama for signature immediately after the Holiday recess.
But, after considering the final product of all this effort, I'm beginning to wonder if this whole exercise was really worthwhile.
To be sure, there are some nominal reforms in the bill. Health care coverage will be extended to some thirty million people now uninsured. Health Insurance companies will no longer be able to deny coverage for pre-existing conditions. Nor will they be allowed to deny claims for illnesses contracted while covered. Annual and lifetime caps on coverage will be eliminated, caps and ceilings will be put on premiums, and premium subsidies will be made available for lower-income workers to afford coverage.
Well, on the surface it does sound like an improvement. But, as usual, the devil is in the details. And, after studying the details of this bill, in my opinion it would be better if it did not pass.
Let's take a look at the first so-called "reform" - the extension of coverage to the thirty million currently uninsured. This will be accomplished by "mandating" that these individuals purchase coverage, or pay a fine.
Now, when it comes to a mandate, I'm all in favor of "mandating" that people be covered by such things as social security. Social security is a universal coverage government benefit program, and the premiums for it are handled through the tax system.
But I have a real problem forcing people people to spend after-tax dollars on private health insurance that is subject to no meaningful cost controls or competitive constraints. That provision, however desirable it might be, may not survive the legal challenges it will undoubtedly attract from conservatives.
But wait - aren't there other provisions in the bill that we might consider reform? How about the ban on denying coverage for pre-existing conditions?
Well, let's see. As written, the bill contains no fines, penalties, or enforcement mechanisms to punish insurance companies wrongfully denying coverage. That means that the insurers will "handle" pre-existing conditions by raising premiums so high that no one would sign up unless one consented to "exclude" the pre-existing condition. To my mind,that's not reform.
The same situation applies to lifetime and annual "caps" on coverage. No enforcement mechanisms - only vague statements of intent. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out how the insurance companies will get around that one. The same thing applies to the ban on dropping coverage once you get sick.
Without enforcement - and the regulatory and administrative apparatus to support it - nothing will happen except the Health Care Cartel will gain thirty million additional customers at whatever prices it chooses to charge.
Now, let's look at what's not in the bill. First of all, No Public Option. Without a universally available Public Option, the Health Cartel will face no competitive pressure and no restrictions on its profitability.
And no "early eligibility" for Medicare either. This modest reform, first proposed in these pages three months ago, would have dropped the eligibility age for Medicare from 65 to 55 under certain circumstances.
This reform I felt made a lot of sense. It would have removed many of the chronically ill (and those likely to fall ill), from insurance company rolls and thus actually helped insurance company profitability. In my proposal, I would have dropped eligibility immediately to age 59-1/2, and gradually extended eligibility downward to 50 over a period of years.
This could have been done, championed as a major reform, and set the stage for the eventual adoption of the only reform that makes sense for an advanced country - single payer, universal coverage. But what happened? It was floated up only long enough to get rid of the public option -and then it disappeared.
And cost controls on pharmaceuticals? That didn't even make it to Congress - it was killed in a private, campaign-contribution laden agreement between the White House and the Pharmaceutical lobby.
To sum up, then, about the only thing in this bill is thirty million new customers for the Health Care Cartel - and nothing else that can't either be bargained away in the House-Senate conference or dropped later.
No wonder Wall Street - that other great bastion of the people's well-being - sent the stocks of the Health Insurance and Pharmaceutical companies to 52-week highs.
And that seals it for me. If Wall Street thinks that this is a great idea, it almost certainly isn't good for the country.
Sometimes, no deal is better than a bad one.
And this is a bad deal for the American Public. It contains no meaningful coverage or cost reforms. What we'll wind up with is less care, more costs, and more profit and bonus dollars in the hands of an undeserving CEO class, wrung out of an impoverished and increasingly destitute and desperate citizenry.
Mr. President, on Health Care Reform, We Aren't There Yet.
Are those "Green Shoots" finally poking up through the snow?
According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we may have finally turned the corner on Unemployment.
In its monthly statistical report released Friday, the number of "jobs lost" in November was a mere 11,000, while the overall unemployment rate declined from 10.2% to 10.0%.
Judging by the response, the mainstream media and the financial Powers That Be were falling all over themselves in self-congratulation that the "Worst is Behind Us".
The irrepressible (and in my mind completely irresponsible) Jim Cramer was celebrating the end of the "Jobless Recovery", along with the usual self-serving promoters and shills in the chorus.
The Administration also took this as signs that "its policies are working" and started thumping the tubs for its "Employment Summit" later this week.
To all of those with a stake in the status quo, things couldn't be looking better. And those with an immediate stake in some economic good news, like embattled Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke, started grasping at this straw with the hope of a drowning man clinging to driftwood.
But the question does remain - have we turned a corner? Or is this merely a statistical aberration? Or, as the conspiracy theorists have it, have these numbers been doctored to achieve a certain outcome?
My take on the above: No, Yes, and Maybe.
On the first question, "have we at last turned the corner?" my vote is No.
To begin with, this remarkable decline in the rate of job loss is unconfirmed by any other statistical measure. Hours worked for both manufacturing and non-manufacturing employees is up from 33.0 hours per week to an anemic 33.1 , well below full employment numbers and well within the range of statistical error.
Other measures of economic activity - rail and trucking carloads, inventories, and new orders - are flat to slightly down. Thus, this remarkable piece of "good news", while welcome, has to stand as unconfirmed by any other measure.
In fact, if you want to take a very pessimistic stance and drill down a little bit, the complementary statistics for unemployment are as dim as ever. The percentage of "counted" unemployed that have been unemployed longer than 36 weeks (9 months) is 38.6% of all unemployed - the highest number in 25 years. And while the number of those unemployed for less then 9 weeks has dropped significantly (from 15.3% of total unemployed to 11.6%) over the last three months, the other Quartile measurements of unemployment duration have been growing.
What does this mean? It means that people, once unemployed, are moving to the ranks of the long-term unemployed - and staying there. This is also also confirmed by the broad measure of unemployment U6, which counts the unemployed, the discouraged, and the crucially important "unemployment effect of reduced hours" (i.e. for every four people cut back from 40 hours to 32, add one to the "currently unemployed" head count).
That number remains a depressing 17.2%.
Which brings up the second question - is this miraculous Unemployment figure a statistical aberration? I think we can safely say Yes.
To begin with, any raw count of U3 (the official unemployment rate), has a Mean Statistical Error of +/- 100,000. This number has remained very consistent, even adjusting for its dependent variables labor force size and labor force participation rate. So, allowing for error, the true number could be anywhere from -11,000 to -111,000, depending upon sample size and methodology, both of which the BLS is free to alter at any time.
Further, when you take into account Seasonal adjustment, which normally adjusts LFS (labor force size) and LFPR (labor force participation rate) upward to account for seasonal Holiday retail and shipping employment, this purportedly good report is skewed further.
So, to confirm whether or not this "good news " is real, I'm going to look at a proxy for the BLS numbers - The ADP payrolls report, which measures an approximation of U3 through payroll rather than household data.
The ADP numbers for November? Job Loss = -169,800 (still dismal, but improving), with a Holiday Seasonal adjustment of +52,000.
Conclusion? Statistical and seasonal aberration most likely, with all numbers within allowed statistical error.
Finally, we come to the "Conspiracy Theorist" outlook, most frequently bandied about by websites such as Zero Hedge, NakedCapitalism, Calculated Risk, and others.
Basically, the "conspiracy" meme runs like this - The Administration, Congress, The Fed, and the TBTF banks (most prominently Goldman Sachs), were going to drastically cook the November unemployment numbers to mislead the people. And on the surface, there's some justification for this.
The forecasters were predicting that retailers were facing the worst Holiday retail season in a generation. More retail chain bankruptcies were predicted for the first quarter of 2010, with all the attendant negative fallout for employment and commercial real estate.
That's not what the Powers That Be want to hear, goes the theory, so watch for an "October Surprise" - namely, unemployment numbers that would be miraculously optimistic, in order to goose consumer spending.
Did that happen? In my opinion - Maybe, but only because this relatively meaningless statistical improvement has been flogged beyond all credibility as being "positive" by mainstream media types who should know better.
Even Goldman Sachs - the hated Squid - put out its November expectations as an improving (but still negative) -101,000, with a qualifier to not expect much improvement in the first or second quarters of 2010.
This, in my mind, is consistent with the other data.
So - in conclusion? Things are still bad, but slowly getting less so, and the economy will continue to bounce along the bottom for the next several months.
Now that is not good news, for the politicians especially - but we'll cover that later. And as for the "Green Shoots?"
It's been an interesting week for followers of Celebrity Gossip.
This time, it's golfs' Mr. Clean - Tiger Woods - who's caught up in the latest "Who's been sleeping with who" media frenzy.
Tiger, my man, what's up with that?
First of all, there was the mysterious car crash outside your house at 2:30 am.
Next, there was the ambulance ride to the hospital to be treated for cuts, bruises and lacerations.
Finally, the refusal to talk to the authorities, until your PR and legal people could damp things down.
Tiger, for a professional athlete, this whole thing has been a PR nightmare and a potential legal and financial disaster. For someone whose judgment on the golf course has been so good, this is the kind of misstep we might expect of a Tour Rookie.
First of all, if you're going to Tomcat around, you take some basic precautions.
And one of the first ones is to NOT have your girlfriends on the cell phone speed dial.
That's how Elin found out. She went through your phone and found Rachel, Jaimee and Kaliqua.
Next, she hired a "Private Detective to the Stars" and found out quite a bit.
Like you had Rachel flown out to Australia for the Australian Masters, and that you later sent her on to Dubai, of all places, with some cash for her time and trouble. She also found out that you'd been seeing her for quite some time, and that you've paid her over $ 1m for her time and silence.
And just who is Rachel Uchitel? A thirtyish sometime model and professional bicoastal party girl, previously linked to Derek Jeter and Manny Ramirez.
Next, she found out about Jaimee Grubbs, a sometime cocktail waitress and medical marijuana dealer from LA. Seems she's about to cash in on her fifteen minutes of fame with a million-dollar tell-all to the tabloids and a nude photo shoot.
And then, there's Kaliqua Moquin - a statuesque Las Vegas nightclub hostess, well known as the "Diva" of Las Vegas' overpriced and under-regulated nightclub scene. She's been all over the media with stories about champagne and cocaine-fueled bacchanalia on your very frequent solo visits to Las Vegas, where, according to her , you've also dropped quite a bit at the tables as well.
And her former boyfriends? Rappers Jay-Z, Li'l Wayne and Eminem.
PGA Tour, meet Da Hood.
Wow - sex, drugs, and gambling. No wonder Elin took a 3-iron upside your head before you tried to get away in the Escalade.
So, now that's its all out in the open, what do you do? You need to take charge.
First of all, you should talk to your off-season friends who've been caught up in the same thing. Guys like Kobe Bryant and David Letterman.
Kobe will tell you it will not be cheap. Vanessa got $5 million in cash upfront and a large upgrade in the prenup. Letterman also had to fork over to the wife big time. And since Elin has already talked to her friend Vanessa Bryant about how to handle things, you can expect to pay up several million immediately, and upgrade the pre-nup as well.
Hey, it's par for the course - don't complain. And since the thrashing by Elin's 3-iron was nothing compared to the world-class ass-chewing you got from your own mother, carrying on about shame, embarrassment and loss of face, you need to make right with Wife, Mother, and Mother-In-Law (all of whom live with you - yikes) and then get your story out in a friendly forum.
And I know just the guy. You know him too. You need to call Jim Rome and either go on his radio show (for a whole show including call-ins) or go on ESPN's Rome is Burning.
Romey has been all over this all week, but mostly in a sympathetic vein.
So break off a call to Jay Stew the phone slap, and go on the show. You've been in The Jungle before, so you know what to expect. Tough love - but love nonetheless.
And next season, be all business. Get those majors. And since I expect Elin, your Mother, and your Mother-In-Law to be "chaperoning" you on tour, just suck it up and take care of business.
Both your game and your life will be the better for it.
In the meantime, here's a couple of things from YouTube for my reader's enjoyment:
The Emirate of Dubai is in the news, in a way no one saw coming.
On the eve of both the Thanksgiving holiday in the U.S. and the Eid festival in the Islamic world, Dubai World, the Emirate's principal investment arm, has asked for a "standstill" on $ 59 billion of debt coming due next month.
And of course, as usual when a major "bust" occurs, you guessed it - "No one saw this coming".
In fact, the "Powers That Be" had been putting out the opposite message right up until the last minute. Deutsche Bank called Dubai "fundamentally sound" in September. HSBC, Europe's biggest bank and Dubai Worlds' largest Western creditor with $17 billion in exposure, said its position was "manageable", even though it was "concerned" about the 50% collapse in residential real estate values since December of 2008.
And Dubai's ruler, Sheikh Mohammed Al-Rashid Al-Makhtoum, told a western journalist to "shut up" last month, when he tried to ask some inconvenient questions about the Emirate's finances at a press conference.
Well, to our financial geniuses, that settled it. If the Big Man said there was "no problem", well, that meant "No Problem". What part of that don't you understand?
But to even the casual observer, it is now apparent that Dubai was nothing but problems - a slow-motion train wreck waiting to happen.
First of all, over-the-top excess as far as the eye could see. A veritable Manhattan of the Middle East in the business district, but full of futuristic half-empty skyscrapers. Luxury hotels and resorts everywhere - in the words of one journalist "A Las Vegas on steroids" (minus the gambling), built for a tourist boom that never materialized. High-end housing developments built on palm-tree shaped artificial islands in the Gulf, now half-built and three-quarters vacant.
There's really nothing like this anywhere in the West, unless you're talking about the equally over-the-top $8.5 billion CityCenter development about to open in Las Vegas. And guess what - Dubai World owns 50% of that too, in partnership with MGM Grand.
With all due respect to Las Vegas, my take on CityCenter is that this extravagant monstrosity will come a cropper in similar fashion - but that's another story.
However, in all fairness to the good Sheikh and everyone else, the original development concept made sense. Unlike the other Emirates that make up the UAE, Dubai has no oil. And, with the exception of Bahrain, there are no "Westernized" outposts of trade, transshipment or finance anywhere in the Gulf.
So Sheikh Mohammed and his advisers saw an opportunity. The original intent was to create a Middle Eastern Hong Kong - a low-tax, expatriate-friendly "free port", where trade and finance could be transacted.
And the first steps in this went well. Dubai World bought the global port operations of P&O shipping - a world-respected name. However, problems arose when the US Congress didn't think that having a fundamentalist Muslim country control six of the U.S.'s major container ports was a terribly good idea. So, those were spun off - to Hutchison Whampoa Ltd, a Chinese government-controlled enterprise.
Next, a world-class global airline - Emirates - was built from scratch. And the first modern skyscrapers in Dubai proper were built. The first expatriate professionals, mostly from the UK and Europe, started to arrive and build a modern business infrastructure.
So far, so good. But now came the problems.
Caught up in the worldwide real estate "Asset Bubble", the "professionals" began to shift the investment emphasis to Real Estate development, completely convinced that it could only go one way - up.
But, just as in physics, in finance there's a law of gravity as well- if it can go up, it can go down as well.
And the results of all this border on the bizarre. The world's tallest office building (2,063 ft) will most likely never be finished and stand permanently vacant. The Tiger Woods-designed golf course, which requires four million gallons of fresh water a day, is likely to be reclaimed by the desert. And the three-square mile enclosed, air -conditioned shopping mall (with a ski-hill with real snow)? Unbelievable.
Man's capacity to dream, build, and innovate is exceeded only by his capacity to deceive himself.
And we're going to be following this exercise in self-deception very closely, both in Dubai and Las Vegas.
Tomorrow, November 26th, is Thanksgiving Day - that uniquely American holiday.
Like millions of Americans everywhere, at The Thinking Nationalist's house, we'll be sitting down to Turkey with all the trimmings and side dishes, crowned by the better half's Velvet Bundt Cake and Sweet Potato and Pumpkin Pie.
Wow - my waistline can hardly wait.
And we'll be joined by friends and loved ones coming in from out of town, as many of you will.
So while we get ready to celebrate, let's remember some very special people who either won't be sitting down to turkey tomorrow, or if they do, in a far place thousands of miles from home.
I'm talking about the one million men and women of our Armed Forces - and especially those in Iraq and Afghanistan, who will be eating a cold MRE (Meal Ready to Eat - "three lies in one") if they get anything at all.
With all that is going on in our country right now, let's not forget that these young men and women are OUR REAL HEROES - young people who have left Home and Family to Fight for Freedom in some of the world's most godforsaken places.
What can we do? Let's remember them, for one thing. And should we be fortunate enough to meet one of them in uniform, let's step up and thank them for their service.
I do - every chance I get.
And if you've got an extra place at your table, invite someone who is serving to Thanksgiving Dinner at your house. They'll love you for it.
And so will the rest of us.
So - Happy Thanksgiving to All - and we'll be back with more posts on Friday.
Politics has a new rock star in the person of Sarah Palin.
The "Going Rogue" book-signing tour is playing as if it were a tour by Lady GaGa or Madonna.
And the "Going Rogue" tour is off and running, playing to enthusiastic crowds at every stop. And like a rock star's tour, it's not just thrown together - it's carefully planned months in advance, with all the panoply that accompanies a touring rock act: roadies, media support, advance men, heavy security, scarce tickets, and advertising.
It even has a tour bus plastered with the "Going Rogue" tour logo, heading up a caravan of support vehicles.
But that's where the similarity ends.
As I've said in these pages, Sarah Palin is crazy and brainless - like a fox.
Make that a beautiful and (to this observer) a surprisingly articulate fox. One that knows how to put together a successful tour.
First of all, it's no accident that the tour is not playing the Establishment's concert venues. New York, Washington D.C., and Los Angeles are not on the schedule.
But Grand Rapids Michigan and Cincinnati and Columbus Ohio are , along with Sioux City Iowa, Sioux Falls South Dakota, Reno Nevada, Ft. Bragg, North Carolina, and (importantly), Ft. Hood Texas. Among big cities, Phoenix, Minneapolis, Dallas, and Salt Lake City will also welcome the tour.
Places populated by Real Americans, dealing with real problems that for the most part they didn't create.
And this is what has driven the "Chattering Classes" (including faux-conservatives Ross Douthat and David Brooks) bonkers.
To begin with, they pointedly weren't invited to participate. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to see how that's playing in New York editorial offices or Washington salons.
And second,( even among so-called conservative pundits), the lack of "specifics" has all these great thinkers tied up in knots.
And here is where I am going to differ with the rest of "punditocracy". At this stage of the game, the specifics aren't important - but "rallying the base" IS.
So Sarah, here's my advice.
First of all, look at the calendar. It's three years to the general election - and twenty-five months until Iowa and New Hampshire. And if history is any guide, the issues that will dominate that campaign may be totally different from the issues we face now.
Rolling out early with "specifics" has really helped presidential contenders - you can ask Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney and Fred Thompson about that. All that does is set you up to be a target to be shot at by those who would never support you anyway.
So , this is the time to be developing Broad Themes - the ones that will play to the audience that has already embraced you. And you should roll these themes out one at a time, carefully, after the book tour.
And what should these themes be? The ones that have always played well to Real Americans and conservatives everywhere in all places, at all times.
Low Taxes. Limited Government. Sound Money. Individual Responsibility and Initiative.
The specifics can come later. Trade policies that favor America rather than China, India, Mexico or Brazil. Immigration policies that reverse "The Silent Invasion" from South of The Border. Banking reform that helps banks on Main Street and punishes the crimes of banksters on Wall Street.
And, most importantly, no more wars where our interests aren't threatened - unless it's to punish a country that has struck at us. Which is why we should never have invaded Iraq or Afghanistan - but rather have made Saudi Arabia glow in the dark.
Do this - stick with the broad themes and fill in the details later - and you'll be following in some pretty good company.
Fellow by the name of Ronald Reagan did pretty well with that approach, as I recall. And if anything, the "Chattering Classes" disliked him him even more than they do you.
So, I'm not counting you out - as I see it, you'll either get elected or decide who does.
And just when we thought we were done talking about The Squid, and all its many friends in high places, guess what - they're baaaack.
In a wide-ranging interview with John Arlidge of the London Times, Goldman Sachs Chief Squid Lloyd Blankfein touches on both the sacred and the profane.
In comments as to why Goldman has managed to do so well while competitors Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers fell by the wayside, Blankfein opines:
"Well, we didn't f**k up like the other guys. We still have a balance sheet. So that gives us a richer and bigger pot to p**s in" .
But, it wasn't all locker room profanity. Affably greeting his guest, Blankfein proceeds to give him the Grand Tour and then escort him to his office, where he waxes both practical and philosophic on the business of Investment Banking, concluding his comments with "you know, we're really doing God's work here. "
Now, until he uttered that phrase, the interview had been entirely uncontroversial and even explanatory. Giving many real-world examples, The Chief Squid was low-key and courteous, the very picture of the diligent investment banker, valiantly doing his best in difficult times and trying to get his side of the story understood.
But "Doing God's Work?" That's a bit over the top. That's the explanation your British Vice Chairman, Lord Griffiths, tried to use to justify his "inequality is good" remarks. It's also the explanation the bonehead Chairman of Barclay's actually offered at Sunday Services.
So Lloyd, even though that remark isn't fresh, I'd be real careful about that if I were you.
Because even though I'm not a particularly religious man, I don't see how mocking a Deity (One with distinctly different published views on the matter, by the way), is going to help your cause with a skeptical and suspicious public.
But then, maybe you have the stats to back it up. Looking at your latest 10-Q (quarterly filing), you show modest revenue from Merger, Acquisition and Advisory activity, and even a slight uptick in client trading -all traditional investment banking activity.
Not bad - considering the times.
But boy, on the prop side (proprietary trading), you guys really made out - revenues from equity prop trading went from 348 million to 938 million in just this quarter!
And in commodities, fixed income, options and derivatives, your proprietary trading (trading for your own benefit with your "own" money), went from 1.3 billion to 6 billion, when compared with the same quarter last year!
And in just this last quarter, out of 65 business days, your trading ops were profitable in 64 of them!
Wow - I guess I stand corrected. I had thought that your zero-interest, no-limit access to the discount window was the secret. Or your high-frequency arbitrage trading. Or your front-running clients through dark pools. Nope.
What's now apparent is that The Really Big Guy upstairs has seen the light, signed off on everything and told you to go for it.
It's not regulatory capture, or Congressional capture, or Fed capture that counts.
Divine Capture anyone?
There are friends in High Places - and friends in Really High Places as well.
Well, it looks as if us mere mortals will have to revise things, beginning with Scripture.
How about this?
" Our Chairman Who art at Goldman Blankfein be thy name The Rally comes, Thy will be done In the Markets as in Heaven and Earth And Give us this day our Daily Gains And lead us not into Bankruptcy As you bankrupted Bear and Lehman before us And lead us not into Indictment But deliver us our bonuses For Thine is the Fed and Treasury The White House and Congress Forever and ever Amen " (h/t Barry Ritholz)
On the Guantanamo front, it seems as if things are finally moving.
This week, the decision was finally made to to move the self-proclaimed mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, to New York City to stand trial for his role in those events along with four of his alleged compatriots.
Yes, I have to say, I am impressed.
After five years of self-imposed legal wrangling, it seems we've finally decided to get on with things and let the Wheels of Justice turn. But, things could still go wrong.
To begin with, there will be years of more legal wrangling to decide just what to charge Mohammed and his cohorts with and where to prosecute them.
Do we charge them with terrorist acts ( a federal crime), or with 2,000+ counts of first-degree murder?
The latter would have to be prosecuted in New York State courts - which would lead to years more legal wrangling.
And don't think for a minute that the jihadis would lack for legal representation - the New York City Criminal Defense Bar will be all over this like a cheap suit, in pursuit of both reputations and the considerable retainers the Saudi Royal Family will provide.
The chances are excellent that these individuals will have better, bigger-name legal talent for their defense than will the prosecution.
And when you get down to the evidence, the prosecution will have even more problems.
It appears that so much of the damning evidence was obtained by torture - Mohammed himself was "waterboarded" a reported 136 times - that it will not take much to convince some liberal Federal District or Appeals Court Judge to throw out the entire case.
Naturally, the more gruesome aspects of this "torture" - as well as the "unlawful" nature of the defendants' apprehension and detention, will be well emphasized by the defense.
But, there's a way out of this - if President Obama and Attorney General Holder have the stomach for it.
First of all, Obama and Holder can simply remove Mohammed and the others from the jurisdiction of the Federal Courts and of the courts of New York State.
They can do this by simply re-affirming all of the Bush Administration legal memoranda and findings regarding terrorists and terrorism, and the prescribed means for their prosecution and punishment.
These memoranda anticipated the problems inherent in affording terrorists and unlawful combatants the protections of our legal system, and provided means to overcome them.
Sure, there may be some howls from liberals and the Anti-Bush crowd - but that would be nothing compared to the uproar that would ensue if these "jihadis" were to walk free, thanks to the generous protections of our legal system.
So let's get on with things. Let's have The Mother of All Show Trials, right in Manhattan, under special rules similar to the Military Commissions envisioned by Bush.
First, Military Judges - picked from officers who have served in Afghanistan or Iraq. Have to have people on the bench familiar with the Islamic mindset. And let's bring in Eliot Spitzer (or even Rudy Guiliani) as Special Prosecutors.
We can count on them to be both fair and just.
For the defense? Let them have whoever they want - but, as the outcome of this tribunal will be explicitly pre-determined, it won't matter.
And, to make things fair, we'll also have a jury - twelve relatives of Police and Firefighters who lost their lives on 9/11.
And no appeals of any kind - this tribunal's judgment will be final.
And the sentence? Ritual Defilement and Beheading at Ground Zero.
Let them be smeared with pig fat - and slapped by a thousand shoes, after which they shall mount the scaffold to be beheaded by the biggest, most muscular Orthodox Jew volunteer we can find.
And let's have Al-Jazeera broadcast the entire proceedings live.
No it's not Justice - but healthy societies have as much need for vengeance as they do justice. And vengeance is the only thing the Muslim World understands.
Last Thursday, the world was shocked as Major Malik Hasan Nidal, a Muslim Palestinian-born Army psychiatrist, burst into a Ft. Hood TX troop processing center, shouting "Allahu Akbar" with guns blazing.
Before he himself was finally wounded by a civilian Killeen TX policewoman, this "good Muslim" Army doctor had killed thirteen and wounded thirty.
Now, before we get all tied up in knots about "Why?", let's get a few things understood.
This didn't have to happen. And the only reason it did happen was because of two things we as a Nation must hang our heads in shame for:
"Diversity" and "Political Correctness".
"Diversity" meant that this individual of suspect background and loyalty was able to attend one of the country's least-known but most highly-regarded military educational institutions, the Medical College of The Armed Forces, on the taxpayer's dime.
This institution is highly competitive for admissions - graduates of the Service Academies have to rank in the top 5% of their classes AND have outstanding test scores to be admitted. Graduates of civilian universities have to be equally outstanding.
You just have to wonder how much "diversity" and "inclusiveness" figured into selecting this guy over someone whose selection might have made the student body "less diverse".
And if "Diversity" opened the door for this homicidal shrink, "Political Correctness" kept the authorities from catching him.
Here's what's known about Maj. Nidal thus far:
- He had problems "getting along" with colleaguesat his previous duty station, Walter Reed Medical Center;
- He had been "warned and counseled" about his aggressive proselytising for Islam while on duty, which resulted in a "poor" Fitness Report prior to transferring to Ft. Hood;
- He had openly attended a "radical" Mosque in suburban Virginia, striking up a close friendship with a known radical imam now in hiding in Yemen;
- He had openly spoken about the necessity of "jihad" and "martyrdom" to his family and friends.
Yet, despite all of this, he was PROMOTED and sent to Ft. Hood, to work with troops preparing to deploy to Iraq and Afghanistan and to counsel returnees. Why?
Political Correctness.
In the Army bureaucracy, failure to "promote Diversity" or be "Politically Correct" in making personnel decisions can be a career-threatening move. So, better to just promote this guy and move him somewhere rather than investigate. Make it someone else's problem.
Well, it's just a little bit too late for that for forty-three unlucky victims. But here are some things we can do immediately to begin putting things right.
First, scrap "Diversity Training" . Replace it with "Americanism Training". You can start by digging out some of the old Frank Capra "Why We Fight" training films from WWII and the Cold War for starters. You can bet every other country in the world indoctrinates its soldiers - why shoudn't we?
Second, scrap "Political Correctness" . Whether we like it or not, we are in a Political War against Political (as opposed to religious), Islam. And we didn't pick this fight - it came to us on 9/11/01.
That means Muslims in "sensitive" positions - such as military officers - should be watched, and suspicious behavior reported and recorded. And if they "cross a line", get rid of them - quickly and permanently. As in summary detention or deportation.
And as for Major Nidal? Well, he had the ill-fortune to survive his jihadist escapade. So, let's offer him a deal.
He's a good Muslim, right? And doesn't like our laws or society, right? So let's have the Saudis try him according to Sharia - the Muslim legal code. They'll go along - they owe us a few favors.
And he'll get what he deserves - a ten-minute trial - and a public beheading after prayers next Friday.
On the Health Care front, things are now getting very interesting.
In a huge victory for President Barack Obama and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the House passed its version of Health Care reform on a narrow 220-215 roll call vote.
As expected, this one came down to the wire, with 219 Democrats and one Republican voting "yes" and 176 Republicans and 39 rural, small-state Democrats voting "no".
On paper, the House bill appears to be significant reform. Among other things, it includes a government-sponsored Public Option, a requirement that by 2013 all those not covered by insurance purchase it, requirements that all but the smallest employers offer coverage to their employees, and an end to denial of claims and coverage by insurers on the grounds of "pre-existing medical conditions".
The House bill also goes further in that it also vastly restricts premium rating by age, gender and geography and ends the anti-trust exemption for the Health Insurance industry.
But now comes the hard part.
This whole thing now has to go to the Senate, where Harry Reid has to do the almost impossible.
He has to reconcile two diametrically opposite Senate versions of the Health Care bill - one from the Health, Education and Labor Committee that, with the exception of a Public Option, tracks fairly closely with the House version, with another from the Senate Finance Committee that, with the exception of a coverage mandate, does little to extend coverage to the uninsured or make "health care" more affordable.
And it is this "internal reconciliation" debate inside the Senate where the Health Care battle will be ultimately won or lost.
And, I think it will go down to ultimate defeat. Here's why:
First of all, the "lowering of expectations" has already begun. Senator Reid has already stated that the Senate's debate will not start until after Thanksgiving and that final action will most likely slip until early next year. That means that the insurance companies, Big Pharma, the hospital chains and the AMA still have time to hand out yet more campaign donations to stop reform.
Second, the Republican leadership is already on record as saying that they will accept no bill that does not preserve the health and viability of the for-profit health insurance industry. That means no public option. No rate regulation. No limits on claim or coverage denials. No removal of the anti-trust exemption. In short, no changes at all except the coverage mandate, which will provide 30 million new customers for the industry.
You have to give them credit. Once bought, they stay bought.
So, to get the necessary 60 votes to end debate and get something passed, Reid is going to have to go hunting among the "Blue Dogs" - Senators such as Max Baucus, Ben Nelson, Byron Dorgan, Kent Conrad, and others.
Good luck with that.
These Senators have been the recipients of record contributions from both the Health Insurance industry and Big Pharma, and it's inconceivable that they would stiff their benefactors. And ideologically, they might as well be Republicans, with their insistence on "fiscal responsibility" and " the private sector knows best".
Coming from small isolated states with little industry or other mass employment, it's not hard to understand their point of view. And it's also easy to understand how Big Money from Big Interests can sway them.
Where they're from they don't see a lot of that.
And that means it's a done deal. In America, Organized Money always beats a disorganized public. But, there's always a chance.
Which is what will make this upcoming debate so interesting.
When it comes to "Squiddery" , the activities of everyone's favorite financial cephalopod Goldman Sachs, it seems the story never ends.
Two weeks ago Wall Street was set on its ear when the SEC announced the appointment of the new Chief Operating Officer of its Enforcement Division, Adam Storch.
Now comes word that Mr. Storch will be the "Managing Executive" of the entire SEC enforcement division, reporting directly to Enforcement Chief Robert Khuzami and SEC Head Mary Shapiro.
Wow - I'm impressed. Is Mr. Storch a former prosecutor? Or a hyper-powerful securities lawyer doing some public service? Or a veteran banking or securities regulator at the peak of his career?
Well, no. Mr. Storch is 29 years old, a graduate of SUNY Buffalo, with a bachelor's degree in accounting and finance, and some graduate work (but not a degree) from NYU's Stern School of Business. And, he's a CPA.
And his most important qualifications? He's a former Vice President at Goldman Sachs. Prior to that, he had been an audit junior at Deloitte and Touche.
Hmm. Seems a decent and clean young man. Just right for a line examiner or auditor. If he keeps his nose clean, might even become an examination senior.
The kind of young kid that if I were SEC Chief, I'd hire five hundred more of , specifically for a general investigation of all Squid activities.
But Chief Operating Officer of Enforcement? Managing Executive? You've got to be kidding.
First of all, that position should require a law degree. With 10+ years experience in either the U.S. Attorney's Office, IRS Enforcement Division, NY Attorney General's Office, or similar regulatory, enforcement, or prosecutorial experience.
But that's not going to happen. And once you understand Mr. Storch's role, you'll understand why.
His job is to be a minder. Specifically, to mind Mr. Khuzami and Ms. Shapiro on behalf of his boss, Chief Squid Lloyd Blankfein.
His job is to alert Chief Squid of any intention these worthies might have of making any move against Squid Central on issues such as HFT, dark pools, front-running, scalping, naked shorting, inside trading, squeezing, or any other activity that most of us might regard as market manipulation.
In addition, his job is to make sure that The Squid's franchise is protected. Self-dealing market manipulation is The Squid's exclusive franchise - both Timmy at Treasury and Bennie at the Fed said so. That means any poachers - Galleon for example - need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. We can't have unauthorized competition.
After all, what's good for The Squid is good for the country - capece?
And you don't want to get into an argument with Washington about that. That could be a career-limiting move. So let's get along, go along, and do what Daddy Squid tells us.
And who knows, there just might be spots for you guys at 85 Broad when this is all over, if you do as I say.
When discussing the Great Casino that is Wall Street, we all have to admire the ability of The Great Vampire Squid, Goldman Sachs.
As we have covered here previously, the ability of this wily financial cephalopod to outwit, outrun, and profit from every twist and turn of the market is nothing short of amazing.
Was it because of their High-Speed Trading algorithms? Partly. Being able to front-run your own clients legally is a huge advantage in any market.
Or was it because of their extraordinary political influence? Partly. Having all the right spots in all the right places filled by your alumni or seconded employees sure helps.
In late 2008, when the markets collapsed and Squid competitors Lehman Bros. and Merrill Lynch disappeared, it didn't hurt to have the immediate past CEO of Goldman Sachs, Henry Paulson, as Treasury Secretary.
If you're Chief Squid Lloyd Blankfein, you knew your call to Treasury would always be returned. And Treasury would be calling to ask you for your instructions and orders.
But there's always one more explanation.
How about good old-fashioned Fraud?
In a series of articles beginning today, McClatchy Newspapers (The Sacramento Bee), details how from 2001 to 2007 , Goldman hawked $135 billion of of high-risk mortgage-backed securities filed with loans from "subprime" lenders to institutional investors, almost all backed with "AAA" ratings from the ratings agencies.
But did Goldman believe its own propaganda? Don't bet on it.
In fact, it believed the exact opposite. Beginning in mid-2006, Goldman had come to the conclusion that the subprime mortgage boom had just about run its course.
Underwriting standards were non-existent. If you could walk and chew gum at the same time, you could get a subprime or even an "Alt-A" mortgage - one step above toxic waste.
And The Squid was starting to see what it hates most - competition from other securities operators.
So, it then began to do what any smart operator would do.
It started to play the downside.
First, it quietly liquidated much of its remaining MBS inventory, while continuing to hawk the product as a safe, high-yielding investment to unsuspecting institutional investors.
Then, it began to go short. But not too obviously. That could wreck bid/ask spreads and tip people off. So, working through "dark pools" and off-shore vehicles, it began to short the broader MBS (Mortgage-Backed Securities) market.
Next, it went short directly against its remaining inventory, a move known as "collapsing the box", while insuring what it couldn't otherwise eliminate with a collateralized debt swap from AIG.
That meant no matter what happened in the MBS market, The Squid came up a winner.
Finally, to cap it all off, it started buying "naked swaps" - credit default insurance against MBS positions it didn't own. That's like my buying fire insurance on your house without your knowledge, hoping that "Marvin The Torch" will soon strike.
In all, a perfectly executed "Pump and Dump" against the MBS market, with all of the risk pushed off on unsuspecting other parties and all of the gain firmly wrapped up in the Squid's tentacles.
Oh, to be sure, there was an anxious moment - when AIG went under, it appeared that some of the Squid's bets might not pay off. But, thanks to the link with Treasury, AIG paid off those bets at 100 cents on the dollar - some $13 billion worth.
But here's the key - as much as half of that amount was on "naked swaps" - bets on positions it didn't own. That's like Wynn's paying off on my side bets against the other players on the craps table.
Now to be sure, there are some repercussions. The State of Mississippi lost 5/6ths of its six million dollar investment in "AAA rated" Goldman Sachs MBS bonds. They are suing. So is CALPERS - The California Public Employee Retirement System - which lost $50 million of a $64 million investment. And the Squid settled with the state of Massachusetts on a similar deal, to avoid criminal prosecution under state law.
Meanwhile, both California and Mississippi are seeking class-action certification for their suits - and the attorneys general of two dozen other states are watching things very closely.
But, if you're The Squid, all this is just par for the course - after all, you have all the right friends in all the right places. Nothing could go wrong.
Or could it? Now that Main Street's media is on the case, as well as hundreds of anti-Squid bloggers, hey,Squid, know what? All bets are off.
It's shaping up to be an interesting political season in Nevada.
In a bylined story in the Las Vegas Sun, Sun Washington Bureau correspondent Lisa Mascaro believes that the conventional wisdom on Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's election campaign may not hold up.
The "conventional wisdom" on Reid's chances runs something like this:
- Reid will have enough of a war chest to almost guarantee a victory;
- A cluttered Republican field of unknowns will beat each other up in the June primary, leaving an exhausted novice candidate facing a prepared and rested Reid in the general election;
- National Republican operatives' hopes of making this a replay of the John Thune-Tom Daschle battle in 2004 (which cost Daschle his seat and the Majority leadership), may not pan out this time;
- Recent demographic changes in Nevada have changed the state from majority-Republican to majority Democratic, with a 100,00+ Democratic edge. In 2008, the state went to Obama by 13 percentage points, and Democratic State Senator Dina Titus beat three-term Republican incumbent Jon Porter in a conservative suburban Las Vegas district.
And there's a lot of logic behind this.
First of all, when it comes to fund raising, Harry Reid is no slouch. The $8.7 million he raised in just the last quarter would be the largest sum ever spent by a Senate candidate in the state's history. And he intends to have $25 million on hand by the general election. And, as predicted, the declared Republican candidates are for the most part relative unknowns.
But to this observer, that's where the conventional wisdom ends.
According to both the Sun and Jennifer Duffy of the Cook PoliticalReport, Reid is in for a tougher fight than almost anyone imagines. His poll numbers are lower at this point than in any of his previous contests. And the national mood is starting to trend away from Democrats, as voters perceive the Democratic Congress and White House as unable to deliver on health care reform or economic recovery.
And there's more yet.
According to Duffy, Reid's war chest may not be the advantage it's cracked up to be. To overcome his low polling numbers, Reid is starting his commercial effort a full thirteen months early - to "reintroduce himself" to Nevada voters. And an incumbent who has to "reintroduce himself" to his constituents isn't running from a position of strength - even though Reid vows to "vaporize" anyRepublican in the general election. Duffy estimates that a Republican with a $6-8 million war chest may be competitive in Nevada's relatively inexpensive media markets.
The other Reid "problem" is that The Nevada Republican Party shows signs of coalescing around one of two relatively attractive candidates - either Nevada Republican Party Chair Sue Lowden (a former State Senate Majority Leader), or Las Vegas businessman Danny Tarkanian, son of well-known former UNLV basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian.
In early polling, Reid trails Lowden by ten points and Tarkanian by six among likely voters.
These are not numbers a nationally prominent incumbent wants to hear.
And if these numbers hold up, A Nevada replay of the Thune-Daschle battle might become more likely. John Thune was a former Congressman who had narrowly lost a Senate bid two years previously, and who won against a nationally prominent incumbent widely perceived as being "out of touch" with the home folks. And to many Nevadans, "out of touch" accurately describes Harry Reid.
Nevada has severe problems - an unemployment rate second only to Michigan's, a huge home foreclosure problem, and an undiversified economy excessively dependent on the troubled gaming and residential construction industries. And Harry Reid, rightly or wrongly, is perceived as having done almost nothing about any of this. Even his one noticeable accomplishment, the blocking of the Yucca Mountain nuclear waste dump, is being re-considered by voters in a state desperate for stable, high-wage, high-skill employment.
But the biggest problem Reid has, in my opinion, is the steady erosion of liberal and progressive support. On health care, Reid has never been enthusiastic about the Public Option. He has been very quiet about banking, financial, or foreclosure reform. In a unionized state, he has been opposed to card check. And with tens of thousands of unemployed Nevadans scheduled to exhaust their unemployment benefits by the end of the year, he has been unable to get a benefit extension through the Senate with a 60-vote majority.
Small wonder that many progressives feel that their best bet might be to sit this one out and take their chances against scandal-scarred John Ensign, Reid's Republican Senate colleague, in 2012.
And large-scale liberal and progressive defection would make Reid's task enormously difficult and the Republicans' much easier. Nevada liberals and Democrats are largely clustered in Las Vegas, among minorities and unionized government and construction workers and casino employees. The rest of the state is white, rural, and very conservative. A plausible Republican strategy therefore might be to battle Reid to a draw in Clark County (Las Vegas), and win the rest of the state, which normally votes lopsidedly Republican.
If that happens, the former boxer gets off the ropes - and goes down for the count.
And for progressives, that may not be entirely a bad thing. Good as Harry Reid was in partisan opposition to former President George W. Bush, he has been singularly ineffective in advancing Obama's agenda with a filibuster-proof majority. And even if Reid loses, the Democrats are not forecast to lose their majority. And a more vigorously partisan Majority Leader might even succeed in installing some badly-needed partisan backbone where it's most needed - in the White House.
The recent tumult with the Galleon Group has gotten everyone's attention on "insider trading". That's trading in the markets on "material, non-public, inside information" (information not available to the ordinary investor) to obtain excess profits.
However, not everyone agrees that "insider trading" is necessarily a bad thing. In an article in the Wall Street Journal, Donald J. Boudreaux, an economics professor at George Mason University, makes a compelling case that prohibitions on insider trading actually prevent the timely flow of information to markets.
How? Let's use a couple of examples. Let's say I am the CEO and principal of Fans Of The Vampire Squid LLC, a hedge fund. In the course of working my connections on the Street, I hear from someone "in the know" that ABC Corporation is about to post substantially greater earnings for the third quarter than expected. According to my research, ABC has become a dog and I'm not only thinking about selling my small position but shorting the stock as well. But because of the inside tip, I hold my position but don't add to it lest I be accused of trading on "material, non-public inside information". And, I avoid the sure loss that would have occurred had I shorted the stock.
In other words, thanks to inside information, I make a small profit and avoid a big loss by doing nothing. And can I be prosecuted for this? Absolutely Not.
But, there's been a cost. For fear of prosecution,I've been denied the opportunity to get in at the beginning on a quick kill - which is what my clients pay me to do. And by my making my "quick kill", relevant information actually gets to the market sooner than it otherwise would - which, in a perfect world, should be the object of reasonable securities regulation.
But we don't live in a perfect world. And in the markets players that are large, well capitalized, and able to procure private information and act on it more quickly than others have an advantage . And big players - Goldman Sachs for example - have spent millions of dollars to both facilitate the discovery of "material non-public inside information" and act on it more quickly than anyone else.
Maybe this is how "The Squid" can make fully 80% of its third quarter revenue on proprietary trading and have over 90% of its trades be profitable (GS actual 3Q numbers - hat tip to Zero Hedge).
But does all this mean that the average trader or investor shouldn't participate? Not necessarily. The Squid (and all the other big boys) can make millions from tiny moves in stocks, options, or fixed-income instruments or their derivatives. They receive "material non-public information" about thousands of different issues every day. That's what a Research Department is for. And in many cases, the "inside information" only moves a particular issue a few pennies. Doesn't matter - when you are trading tens of millions of shares at at time, that's still millions of dollars in profit at the end of the day.
Just understand that if you're the average trader or investor,you can't duplicate this even if you have the same information - on your micro scale of operation, your transaction costs are likely greater than your profit.
But the biggest issue I have with "illegal trading on insider information"? It's that for some reason, the SEC and the Justice Department never go after the Big Boys - it's always some small-time accountant, broker, or small-time operator like Galleon who gets pinched. That's not right. The rules should be the same for the big guy as well as the small. And when the regulators start using enforcement "discretion" to ignore "insider trading" when it facilitates "market making" or "providing liquidity to the market", then the whole premise of regulation is lost, along with the legitimacy of the regulators.
But are we likely to "de-regulate" the market for corporate information? In today's political climate, not likely. And will the "regulated" still be able to control the market for "material, non-public, inside information" for their own advantage? Absolutely.
Even if we were to snap our fingers and declare "insider trading" legal, nothing would change.
Remember, Wall Street is a Casino. And Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan, Morgan Stanley and the others are to The Street what MGM Grand, Harrah's , and Wynn's are to Las Vegas - they are THE HOUSE.
And the House always wins. So gamble - I mean trade or invest - accordingly.
Last Friday, something happened on Wall Street you don't often see anymore.
A Hedge Fund operator actually got busted!
Yes, the Feds finally caught someone doing something wrong. Raj Rajaratnam,the Principal and CEO of The Galleon Group, a minor league hedge fund ($3.7 billion under management), did the "perp walk", accused of insider trading.
He is alleged to have bought shares of Hilton Hotels Corp (HLT), prior to its acquisition by The Blackstone Group in a leveraged buyout in 2007, on an "insider" tip from Moody's, the investment rating agency, making a $ 4 million profit in two days.
Moody's was working with Blackstone in performing due diligence on the buyout, which involved potential rating changes on Hilton's outstanding debt. As such, Moody's owed a fiduciary duty to Blackstone and Hilton to keep its work secret.
But in reality, such things are never kept secret for very long. And this one was leaked out to Galleon for a mere $10,000 - chump change by today's standards.
But there's more to this story than meets the eye. The Squid (Goldman Sachs), J.P. Morgan, Citigroup, UBS, and all of the other operators of The Great Wall Street Casino all earn their profits by taking advantage of "material, non-public inside information". The Squid, for example, has spent tens of millions of dollars on advanced computerized research and trading systems designed to safely ferret out just this sort of information electronically. So why, all of a sudden, is the SEC coming down so hard on a minor player? After all, $3.7 billion is the typical "book" size that a mid-level trader on The Squid's "prop desk" would be running. Why Galleon? For several reasons.
First of all, Rajaratnam and his colleagues were outsiders. They are all, with few exceptions, Sri Lankan citizens and ethnic Tamils. Much of their capital is alleged to have come from the worldwide Tamil diaspora - both Indian and Sri Lankan. And early in 2000, Galleon Group came under State Department suspicion of being a funding source for the Eelam Tigers - the rebel group engaged in a protracted and bloody conflict with the Sri Lankan government. That put them on the SEC "watch list" - a list that folks like Bernie Madoff were somehow never able to make.
Second, the way that they went about "obtaining" their inside information was just bush league . Cell phones, secret meetings, and envelopes stuffed with cash are outdated now.
That's so 1980's - Michael Milken and Ivan Boesky and the like.
Instead, if you are going to trade on non-public inside information today, you do things the way The Squid does things.
First of all, you use your trading systems to scour the debt and equity markets for companies that might be going into "play". There are almost always telltale electronic signs of this that you can spot - but only if you've first made the multi-million dollar investment in computerized research and analysis.
Lesser players like Galleon have to do it the old-fashioned way- tips and bribes.
Second, your Research Department correlates the raw trading information with the "rumors" flowing in to the department every day. Since all of this is computerized, you can generate "actionable intelligence" in a matter of seconds.
Then - you execute. But not the way Galleon did it. You never make a move in the public markets that after the fact might prove to have been market-moving in the light of subsequent events, which you might be accused of having private knowledge of beforehand.
Instead, you split your order. You buy or sell in the public markets only so much as to make the move look routine ; an everyday client order. The rest goes "off books" - through a "dark pool" on a private exchange, which won't show up on the tape until way later. That way, there's no incriminating paper trail.
Second, you don't leave money on the table if there's more to be made. You make a corresponding move in the debt markets, going long if you think the deal might reduce the target company's leverage, or short if you think it will increase, remembering always to hedge the other way with the appropriate CDS's. Or, you just might keep it simple and buy the corresponding CDS itself. Since that market is completely private, so much the better.
And if you're The Squid, you can do this all electronically - no muss, no fuss, and no incriminating humans anywhere in the equation. And most likely, Galleon would have had access to none of these wondrous money-making tools.
Finally, there's the political environment. The natives are finally getting restless. The Regulatory Gods are getting angry - and they are demanding that a propitiating sacrifice be made. So, let's go looking for a scapegoat.
And a small hedge fund, manned by outsiders, who might have in the past been linked to terrorists, is the perfect candidate. And there's another lesson here. If you're a little guy, especially if you're an unsavory little guy, it's too dangerous to go it alone. You need protection.The kind of protection that only The Squid offers its loyal clients.
So, the next time you come across a juicy tidbit like Hilton, go see the Godfather - the Lord of The Squid. He'll put your deal together for you - nice and safe - and your $4 million profit (or likely much more than that) will be in your Squid account that very day.
And the "vig"? Minimal. More likely, Father Squid will reward you for your loyalty by cutting you in on the next juicy deal he uncovers. All you have to do is be loyal and be ready to do him some future small favor or service.
Because if The Squid helped you make $4 million, he likely made $20 or $30 million on the same information.
And The Squid (and JP Morgan, and UBS, and Morgan Stanley) do what Galleon got busted for every day.
To them, trading on inside information is routine, everyday business.
It's not what you do, it's how you do it that counts.
Dittoheads everywhere have been thrown for a loss.
Backpedaling under unrelenting pressure, Dave Checketts, the St. Louis Blues owner putting together a syndicate to buy the troubled Rams franchise, finally punted - booting Rush Limbaugh from the team's prospective ownership group.
Leading the charge up front was Roger Goodell, the NFL Commissioner, who said he was "troubled" that Checkett's syndicate included such a "divisive figure". DeMaurice Smith, the head of the NFL Player's Association, said that including Limbaugh in the ownership group was a "slap in the face" to a union that is 70% African-American.
Smith went even further to say that players should boycott St. Louis and refuse to play the Rams if Limbaugh was permitted to remain in the ownership group. And "piling on" were those two great pass rushers and NFL supporters, The Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, promising all sorts of problems for the NFL if Limbaugh were to remain.
The end result for the Rams? Fourth and Wrong.
To be sure, Limbaugh has made comments over the years that haven't helped his relationship with the NFL. He was booted from a guest commentator's spot on ESPN after suggesting that the Philadelphia Eagles were giving quarterback Donovan McNabb the kid-glove treatment because they "needed a black quarterback to look good". Hell, I can remember that at that time the Eagles were desperate to make any quarterback "look good".
Rush's comments that a typical NFL game resembled a gang fightbetween the Bloods and Crips without weapons didn't help either. That one prompted Jim Irsay, the owner of the Indianapolis Colts, to say that he could never vote for an ownership syndicate that included Rush. And going back over the years, Rush's many comments about blacks and black culture have generally delighted conservatives and infuriated liberals and progressives.
But is this sufficient reason to deny Rush the opportunity to become an NFL owner? No. For several reasons.
First of all, if we start denying people On Political Grounds the opportunities to which they might be entitled, we're setting a dangerous precedent.
That's Freedom for Me - but Not for Thee.
Even Keith Olbermann - a liberal famous for his ad hominem attacks who also comments on NBC's NFL broadcasts, took this line of reasoning, saying that blackballing Rush from the NFL threatens everyone's free speech rights. And Olbermann is right. There are very few people in public life who haven't said something at some time that gave offense to someone else. Should we ban all public figures from professional sports ownership because (horrors) back in the day, they might have said something offensive? I don't think so.
And I don't care if Rush Limbaugh is the second coming of George Wallace or Theodore Bilbo on race relations. If his money entitles him to own a part of a professional sports team, he should be allowed to do so. Case closed.
Second, it's not as if the NFL couldn't use a little more controversy. From the fans' perspective, one of the great parts of the NFL experience is watching or listening to a bonehead NFL owner saying something mean, stupid, downright nasty or just plain wrong. That's enough to provide sports-talk radio hosts such as Jim Rome an unending source of great material. I love it when Romey picks apart Al Davis or Jerry Jones for saying something stupid or inappropriate. Think of what he could do with Rush.
Too much "corporate bland" and too little controversy is Bad For Ratings, folks. Like it or not, controversy and conflict attract listeners and viewers.
And Having Rush as an owner could be the best thing that ever happened to the St. Louis Sheep - errr, I mean Rams.
Right now, the Sheep are on track to match the Detroit Pussycats - I mean the Lions - in gridiron futility with fifteen losses in a row. Season ticket holders are deserting like French soldiers - and the Sheep play at home to less than full capacity.
But Rush has the ability to change all that with a single stroke. "Dittoheads" from all over the Midwest would buy season tickets by the thousands. Players and coaches would be under merciless pressure to perform, lest they be pilloried the next day on the air. And a "boycott" ? Don't kid yourself. NFL players and coaches are Millionaire Mercenaries. They go where the MONEY is. And if anything, Rush is Money - one of the deepest individual pockets in radio broadcasting today.
And the NFL's "corporate image" ? If I were Roger Goodell, I would be afraid of Rush. If I were to fine or otherwise discipline him for something he might say on the air, the last thing I want is millions of "Dittoheads" tying up my switchboard, burying me with e-mails, and burning up the talk-show lines.
That's a battle I'm never going to win. And that's why I don't want him.
But the greatest irony of all is that Rush is being denied the opportunity to participate in one of the most successful Socialist enterprises of all time.
As the Boston Globe points out, all TV revenue is shared equally by all teams. So are a large portion of the gate receipts. The total salary bill for each team is capped, with maximums and minimums for each position. The draft each year is skewed so that the teams with the poorest records get the first pick of new talent. And the schedules are fixed so that teams with the worst records get the easiest schedules the following year.
The NFL is all about "taking from the strong, for the benefit of the weak". Karl Marx would have loved it.
And I really would like to know how Rush feels about that.
In one of the most stunning developments of the year, the Norwegian Nobel Peace Prize Committee decided to award the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize to President Barack Obama.
Both liberal and conservative reaction was mixed. While liberals generally applauded the selection, they were also puzzled in that many of the President's Nobel-worthy initiatives - most notably, on peace and climate change - have yet to bear any fruit.
Conservatives, on the other hand, had no such problem. Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck immediately seized on the award as Proof Positive of President Obama's lack of American-ness.
To conservatives, Obama's not one of us - a red-blooded American. He's one of them - a soft, idealistic, European Socialist.
But to this writer, there is nothing truly unusual about the award. In fact, there are many reasons for it.
First, and most importantly, Obama is the Un-Bush. To the Europeans, George W. Bush represented everything they most detested about America; provincial, small-minded, ignorant of the larger world, who compensated for his ignorance with an "armed and dangerous" arrogance towards both his friends and his perceived enemies.
But Obama - now, there at last, is an American President who gets it. One of us. A man comfortable with policy details. A man who prefers the solutions of technocrats to the imperfect messiness of mere politicians.
And more importantly, he understands the grand gesture - the great speech. Without great words of inspiration and imagination, even the most necessary and pragmatic actions fall short.
In other words, from the European standpoint, The Perfect Nobel Laureate.
So what if he hasn't yet achieved anything? Look at Al Gore - the 2007 Nobel Laureate. He made lots of grand speeches about Climate Change - even wrote a book about it. It doesn't matter that his policy prescriptions haven't been implemented anywhere yet - he said all the right things to all the right people. Style -that's what matters . Substance? that's better put off for another day. We don't want to think about that. Not right now.
And this tendency to reward good intentions rather than good results actually suits Obama rather well. In the actual arena of getting things done, he has shown a distressing tendency to both temporize and compromise rather than engage in tooth-and-claw combat for his programs and beliefs. But now, thanks to the Nobel Prize award, he'll have to change that.
He'll actually have to produce.
And if he achieves just a fraction of what he has set out to do - achieve global agreement on climate change, settle the Israeli- Palestinian dispute, and start on ridding the world of nuclear weapons - he'll be worthy of the award.
And if he were to make a more lasting contribution - to enact universal health care here at home and bring to heel once and for all the global financial elites who threaten the well-being and prosperity of all peoples, then he'll truly deserve this award - and every other a grateful world can bring him.